The United Socialist States of Tomania Dominion is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Jack Bilsborough with an even hand, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, enslaved workforce, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 2.529 billion Tomanians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moronika. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Tomanian economy, worth 73.2 trillion Tonias a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 28,947 Tonias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People who have lived their entire lives in Tomania Dominion are shocked to discover that they are not citizens, roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse, appendix transplant figures have recently doubled, and 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Tomania Dominion's radio stations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tomania Dominion's national animal is the Feet and its national religion is Moronism.

Tomania Dominion is ranked 5,037^th in the world and 277^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.35 law-abiding acts per hour.