The Federal Republic of Toluiwa is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Abdul Qadari with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.374 billion Toluiwans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asakote. The average income tax rate is 25.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Toluiwan economy, worth 56.5 trillion Toluiwan Rupiahs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,135 Toluiwan Rupiahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The fire protection service is wholly government-funded, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods", and Big Belly is watching you. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Toluiwa's national animal is the Mbojoan Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Watu Limo.

Toluiwa is ranked 72,095^th in the world and 2^nd in Cendana Islands for Healthiest Citizens, with 3.93 bananas ingested per day.