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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,519thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,653rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,811th
The Totalitarian Regime of
Father Knows Best State
For the Glory of the Empire
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Tolorian Empire

Population9.086 billion

CapitalKumpo Vido
LeaderEmperor Zhad


The Totalitarian Regime of Tolorian Empire is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Zhad with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.086 billion Tolorians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kumpo Vido. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The thriving Tolorian economy, worth 855 trillion Changs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Arms Manufacturing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 94,193 Changs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts, 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, and five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tolorian Empire's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Panentheism.

Tolorian Empire is ranked 200,108th in the world and 20th in International Northwestern Union for Most Avoided, scoring 0.42 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,519thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,653rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,811thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,112thMost Devout: 4,485thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,648thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,888thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,212thBest Weather: 6,544thLowest Crime Rates: 7,072ndMost Beautiful Environments: 7,407thLargest Governments: 7,497thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,602ndMost Advanced Public Education: 8,623rdLongest Average Lifespans: 9,412thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 10,878thHealthiest Citizens: 11,957thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,220thMost Cultured: 13,627thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,137thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,228thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,935thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,877thSafest: 19,803rdHighest Economic Output: 19,884thMost Pacifist: 20,709th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 2 » Atlantica and Greater New Poland.

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