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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,242nd Most Cultured: 4,306th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,151st
The Democratic States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Et patria nostra est aqua herba
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population5.555 billion

LeaderPresident Eleanore Crew
Faithnot recognized

Currencytoinan pound
Animaltimber wolf

The Democratic States of Toin is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Eleanore Crew with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 5.555 billion Toinans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Whitelaw. The average income tax rate is 74.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Toinan economy, worth 770 trillion toinan pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 138,734 toinan pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

At least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to President Eleanore Crew's wardrobe, the people of Toin are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes, there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day, and many in Toin are born in the purple. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Toin's national animal is the timber wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is not recognized.

Toin is ranked 59,266th in the world and 15th in United Nations of Earthlings for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 339.39 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,242ndMost Cultured: 4,306thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,151stHealthiest Citizens: 5,434thBest Weather: 5,916thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,154thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,403rdLongest Average Lifespans: 6,795thMost Efficient Economies: 7,001stMost Developed: 7,441stMost Beautiful Environments: 7,488thNicest Citizens: 7,587thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 8,779thMost Inclusive: 8,939thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,230thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,423rdHighest Poor Incomes: 10,520thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,583rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,036thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,070thMost Pacifist: 12,236thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,349thLargest Governments: 14,672ndSmartest Citizens: 15,039thHighest Average Incomes: 15,060th
Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionTop
Most Average: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 2 » Argentinstan and Hiram Land.

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