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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 343rdMost Influential: 770thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,680th
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Toilet Man

Population2.179 billion

CapitalYggdrassil
LeaderSanta Claus
FaithAthyism

CurrencyBrains
AnimalBat

The Gold Holy of Toilet Man is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.179 billion Big Pooprs hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pooping economy, worth 296 trillion Brains a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 135,952 Brains, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven, kissing cousins produce the heartiest babies, murderers and thieves claim divine inspiration to avoid prosecution, and thalassophobia and heliophobia are on the rise. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Toilet Man's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Athyism.

Toilet Man is ranked 17,211th in the world and 913th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 68.01 quips per hour.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 343rdMost Influential: 770thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,680thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,378thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,612thNicest Citizens: 6,844thMost Inclusive: 7,456thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,218thLargest Retail Industry: 8,979thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,946thNudest: 11,330thHighest Food Quality: 11,658thMost Pacifist: 12,369thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,857thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,982ndTop
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Most Developed: 13,749thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,128thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,785thMost Efficient Economies: 15,315thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,315thHealthiest Citizens: 16,243rdSmartest Citizens: 17,211thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,236thHighest Average Incomes: 19,465thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,223rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,292ndLargest Governments: 21,144thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,411thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21,844thLowest Crime Rates: 22,137thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24,642ndMost Cultured: 24,843rdLargest Publishing Industry: 25,037thBest Weather: 25,659th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 100th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 214th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 255th in the regionNudest: 292nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 310th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 400th in the regionNicest Citizens: 408th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 418th in the regionMost Inclusive: 460th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 469th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 497th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 672nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 672nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 679th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 698th in the regionRudest Citizens: 703rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 731st in the regionMost Developed: 780th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 788th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 796th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 811th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 818th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 843rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 870th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 877th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 883rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 913th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 923rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 955th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 987th in the regionLargest Governments: 990th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,029th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1,031st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,083rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Toilet Man was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 10% for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in Toilet Man, thalassophobia and heliophobia are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Toilet Man, murderers and thieves claim divine inspiration to avoid prosecution.
  • : Following new legislation in Toilet Man, kissing cousins produce the heartiest babies.
  • : Following new legislation in Toilet Man, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven.
  • : Toilet Man was endorsed by The Confederacy of The Arverni Lands.
  • : Following new legislation in Toilet Man, the Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle.
  • : Following new legislation in Toilet Man, parking's carefree without parking car fees.
  • : Following new legislation in Toilet Man, movement-triggered sensors mean that for every door that closes another one opens.
  • : Following new legislation in Toilet Man, the digital money revolution has cashed out.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 323 » Shibutani, Hulldom, Loli County, Lulubellia, Aerilia, Former English Colony, Valiacorkit, Napnap, Ellbonnia, Tachycardia, Pallaith, United States of Dictators, Bankowiata, Ethnon, Clan Spaniel, Aenglaland, The Rhein States, Guer Aike, Yaorozu, Corfad, Great Bights Mum, Omicron Persei V111, Koda-Land, Orado, Kwaj, Galbadiana, Libertarianists States, Filibustra, Ardonii, Notyoutopia, Inspiratus, Pazair, Sannius, Siwale, Sinelona, Tyirza, Frances Francis the First of France, New Lakemba, Xagill, Varisland, The Erie Doctrine, Regallio, Hardscrabble, Kastonvia, Prevaland, Jupi Utopia, Harjad, Laurendon, Oannia, Sojenre, and 273 others.Sil Dorsett, Artoriticitys, Dinoium, Rainengrad, Cadonio, Alsion, Reminie, Waystar Fujiwara International, PotatoFarmers, Dreadton, Card Kingdom, Dogtopia of Oz, Westphalie, Selfgradatude, North Bratislava, Flurbleland, Sunto, Bud Prussia, Q w e r t y, Kranostav, Hentaigraado, Heilhum Imperius, Simone Republic, Bongo Mountain, Ohiyo, Myrenia, Andstions, Vanesia, Pinguioris, Trillius, Wisconsota, KAP03land, Tape, Ayuzhhhhh, Dakota Territories, Dromanius, Blyskalia, Cobolica, Dogenational, Michinari, Second Provania, Paradise and Zion, Orhtezia, The Jerichowan Country, Homo Sapiens Deuss, Liblujana, Bardopia, Eternal Dominion, David Davidson, Lordelles, DIMAnism, Andanavia, Fatski land, Drunk Terminators, Radicaster, Sakupolis, MAACAU, Wooloo Unitedstrtes, Kormisia, Wilkshire, 2 and 2 is Fish, Nationeer, Pinky Queen, Omnistria, Of Emptiness, Sanctum Teriaris, Colonla, Karazan, Vladika, Nothing Of Value, Testnation223, Jesters, Loptous, ForestMythal, Winding Rain, Capablanca, Gothgraff and Lilium, Mon Sold, Venatriya, Piura, Wineclaw, Seanat, Soragan, Sagittarian, Cocolt, Goose lands, Sumerya, Raviani, CANNBISHIVEMIND, Oroyan, Anne of Cleves in TNP, Proserpino, Perikuresu, Dolmeria, Amdupe, Seenvorland, Tasty Bread, Kolongpar, Argylia, Mandurium, The Zheng Dynasty, Thought Obliteration, Sundorlande, Low Woodland, Klodma, Oceania-America, New Xyroxes, Liberty and Unity, Guccistan, Solaria Alliance, Saldam, Kumejima, Calanguistao, Roon and the Commander, HellSpire, Bakestate, Scres Gidgerland, Bootstrap Bill, Lundelbell, Hogstein, OnlyFanLandia, Judean Utopia, Unterlander, McNancyia, Professor Thomas, TamilPesum, NoMoreLands, Coalition of Terran Alliances, Aetherias Viasce, Lefevrerismo, The northern Polish territories, Marseo, Sterulia, Yinzhaohan3, Feradia, Estroski, Andia Hotai, Emberty, Artelesia, Joevala, Banaus, Ivy Rekkia, Zyvetskistaahn, Demo Troplenia, Eastern Arcana, Beagles Reborn, Neweath, United Free Lands, Epsilon-Eleven, Eurochina, Vananatu, ExploitNation, Soziale, El Guajuila, Britain and Northern America, Eastern Apalstan, Scroplia, Westerhold, Altimontes, Non-Exploding Cupcake, Lord Beckett, Sechiole, Crilland, Rohre, Kree Turrytopia, Holy Ramen Empire, Marmiedon, Neo Madras, Verdonne, Miyasaka, Eraver, Walter Jackson, Praestania, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Communist Beijing Must be China, Old Emporia, Parpyduckland, The Canadian Peoples Republic, Rising Sakura, AmManies, Salish-Cascadia, Etaima, Huih, Surb Clant, Libertario do s, Aidiarnia, Nordic-British Union, Kandorith, Hops and Malt, Smib, Diodone, Lil Nasbol, Lut Dalein, Soviet Terran, Mk Steele, Upper Canada Republic, Stud Hoy, Unshleepd, Gurou, French Bananastan, Kaiser Dominance, Ishtimbine, Gragadoia, U S Eh, Earth Defense, West Zebrupco Bageropirex, Socialist Soviet Armenia, Serketa, Cartures, New Jerusalemm, Berke Khan, Western Vapia, Bewildered Bipeds, Liberepublia, Kopryana, Alfenheim, Unsophisticate, Sea Star Islands, Paradeavenlisian States, Guslantis, Choi Aeguka, Hopenadya, Meadowfields, The Discipled, The Unicrons, Imperialist Kondor, Arrakaitain, NFTlands, Catel Sago, Emeraldisia, Randoes, Webvania, Rommuner, Dibujozlandia, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Yokciq Empire, 1 very fast endotarter, SteelFists, Cowbridge, Antiyard, The Marions, Hiatsu Himaru, XD 2, Psykistria, Varithnia, Alpajuli of Ciangsans, Jorni, Almond Tofu, Viridiann, Individualist Catopia, Agencourt, Teyvatland, Southwest Arabia, Volletnia, Ugarite, Napnomadia, Imperial Nation Nlaaciaroepmi, The Austro Germanic Union, Riocht mor Daraen, Guardvallia, Merconitonitopia, Neo Santos, Commonwealths of America, Ovekisu, Milhanex, Neptunian Military Administration, Ice and Tinian, Chipoli, Kayowa, Holicsta Revia, TyGerria, Runeda, and The Arverni Lands.

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