The Kingdom of Tohorin is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, triple-decker prams, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 2.928 billion Tohorinese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 36.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Tohorinian economy, worth 384 trillion Kobans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 131,435 Kobans, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, government officials raid public buildings to remove all mention of G*d or r******n, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, and the army is spending millions cloning khaki-colored dinosaurs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tohorin's national animal is the Coyote, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Tohorin is ranked 14,147^th in the world and 502^nd in Balder for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,377.24 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.