The Kingdom of Tohorin is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.501 billion Tohorinese are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 38.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tohorinian economy, worth 184 trillion Kobans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 122,799 Kobans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years, and Leader's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tohorin's national animal is the Coyote, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Tohorin is ranked 54,059^th in the world and 2,052^nd in Balder for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 193,149.77 Standard Monetary Units.