by Max Barry

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,685th Largest Gambling Industry: 2,329th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,449th
The Republic of
Benevolent Dictatorship
United we stand!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population7.338 billion


CurrencyTogonistan Galleon

The Republic of Togonistan is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Regin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.338 billion Togonistanians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Industry, Public Transport, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tushlark. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.9%.

The powerhouse Togonistanian economy, worth 622 trillion Togonistan Galleons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 84,789 Togonistan Galleons, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Colonials are offended to find a local animal has been re-named the 'Furry Four-Legged Marsupial Elk', drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing, and tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Togonistan's national animal is the elk, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Togonistan is ranked 144,533rd in the world and 20th in Novapax for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -3.71 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,685thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 2,329thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,449thFattest Citizens: 6,407thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,750thMost Avoided: 8,432ndTop
Largest Retail Industry: 8,919thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,247thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,623rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,744thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,897thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,902nd
Most Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the region

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