The T h a e c i a n Commonwealth of Toerana V is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Senator BowShot118 with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, soft-spoken computers, and frequent executions. The quiet, industrious population of 4.103 billion Toeranans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eboracum. The average income tax rate is 43.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Toeranan economy, worth 161 trillion Toeranan Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 39,406 Toeranan Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, citizens must have a license to operate a computer, and black tea is only available on the black market. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Toerana V's national animal is the Llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Unicorns.

Toerana V is ranked 187,105^th in the world and 262^nd in Thaecia for Rudest Citizens, with 31.4 Insults Per Minute.