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Largest Welfare Programs: 165thMost Advanced Public Education: 175thLargest Publishing Industry: 260th
The British Commonwealth of
Left-wing Utopia
Liberty and well-being for all!
Prime Minister Hardie
Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Toe-Cheeseland

Population20.069 billion

CapitalManchester
LeaderPrime Minister Hardie
FaithHumanism

Currencyreplicator credit
AnimalBritish Bulldog

The British Commonwealth of Toe-Cheeseland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Hardie with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.069 billion Brits are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manchester. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth a remarkable 5,715 trillion replicator credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 284,780 replicator credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The diplomatic corps stinks, recognizing the British flag qualifies you for citizenship, the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework, and a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Toe-Cheeseland's national animal is the British Bulldog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Humanism.

Toe-Cheeseland is ranked 187,079th in the world and 8th in The British Empire for Most Authoritarian, with 275.2 milliStalins.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 165thMost Advanced Public Education: 175thLargest Publishing Industry: 260thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 312thSmartest Citizens: 323rdSafest: 331stMost Developed: 398thMost Advanced Public Transport: 414thMost Pacifist: 432ndMost Rebellious Youth: 444thLowest Crime Rates: 450thLongest Average Lifespans: 451stLeast Corrupt Governments: 483rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 488thNicest Citizens: 493rdHealthiest Citizens: 536thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 548thLargest Governments: 601stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 678thHighest Poor Incomes: 695thMost Cheerful Citizens: 702ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 721stMost Beautiful Environments: 987thMost Cultured: 1,221stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,291stBest Weather: 1,309thHighest Economic Output: 1,456thMost Inclusive: 1,541stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,707thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,311thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,568thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,619thMost Efficient Economies: 2,631stMost Secular: 5,144thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,044thLargest Populations: 6,493rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,142ndNudest: 9,426thMost Influential: 9,621stTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 16,174thMost Politically Free: 16,803rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,224thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,642ndMost Income Equality: 18,903rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Toe-Cheeseland, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father.
  • : Following new legislation in Toe-Cheeseland, the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework.
  • : Following new legislation in Toe-Cheeseland, recognizing the British flag qualifies you for citizenship.
  • : Toe-Cheeseland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Toe-Cheeseland, the diplomatic corps stinks.
  • : Following new legislation in Toe-Cheeseland, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • : Following new legislation in Toe-Cheeseland, the nation is in perpetual campaign mode.
  • : Following new legislation in Toe-Cheeseland, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association.
  • : Following new legislation in Toe-Cheeseland, many friends and relatives of Prime Minister Hardie have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
  • : Toe-Cheeseland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.

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