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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,237thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,462ndMost Rebellious Youth: 3,256th
The Uudestisüntünüt Republic of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Üksi Valtsi Yumalien Alla
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Todlichebujoku

Population26.565 billion

CapitalRotlichtčiku

Currencyvalijana
AnimalGyrfalcon

The Uudestisüntünüt Republic of Todlichebujoku is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 26.565 billion Tödlichebujokis hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rotlichtčiku. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tödlichebujoki economy, worth a remarkable 3,733 trillion valijanas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,531 valijanas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Glamping Tödlichebujokis won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, the weather in Rotlichtčiku is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings', government-run brothels can be found on every street corner, and couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material'. Crime is totally unknown. Todlichebujoku's national animal is the Gyrfalcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Todlichebujoku is ranked 243,818th in the world and 22nd in Novapax for Fattest Citizens, with 7.42 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,237thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,462ndTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 3,256thMost Cultured: 4,468thHighest Economic Output: 5,376thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,040thLargest Populations: 6,749thSmartest Citizens: 9,670thMost Developed: 10,647thNicest Citizens: 10,895thHighest Food Quality: 11,311thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,857thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,224thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,142ndLargest Welfare Programs: 17,946thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,749thMost Influential: 19,792ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,696thMost Devout: 20,700thMost Compassionate Citizens: 20,714thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,657thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,335thMost Inclusive: 22,627thMost Stationary: 25,110thHighest Average Incomes: 26,073rdHealthiest Citizens: 26,154thLongest Average Lifespans: 26,428thLargest Gambling Industry: 28,150th
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Largest Populations: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Nudest: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Todlichebujoku was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork and the Top 5% for Most Developed, Most Advanced Public Education, Highest Food Quality, and Highest Economic Output.
  • : Todlichebujoku was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Todlichebujoku's influence in Novapax fell from "Envoy" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Todlichebujoku's influence in Novapax rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : Todlichebujoku was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Todlichebujoku was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Todlichebujoku's resolution Commend Kalosia was passed by the Security Council.
  • : Todlichebujoku's influence in Novapax fell from "Diplomat" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Todlichebujoku's influence in Novapax rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Diplomat".
  • : Todlichebujoku's influence in Novapax rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".

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