The Federal Republic of Today in History is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning rooster population. The hard-working population of 3.834 billion Today in Historyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 19.7%.

The Today in Historyian economy, worth 163 trillion castens a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is 42,727 castens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Today in History's national animal is the rooster, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Today in History is ranked 195,557^th in the world and 299^th in The Free Nations Region for Smartest Citizens, with 22.59 quips per hour.