The Federal Republic of Today in History is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning rooster population. The hard-working population of 1.803 billion Today in Historyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 19.7%.

The Today in Historyian economy, worth 77.0 trillion castens a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. Average income is 42,727 castens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Today in History's national animal is the rooster, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Today in History is ranked 162,865^th in the world and 233^rd in The Free Nations Region for Most Primitive, scoring -83.07 on the Scary Big Number Scale.