The Republic of Tocan Isle is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 727 million Tocanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tocan City. The average income tax rate is 81.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Tocanian economy, worth 60.6 trillion Tocan Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 83,370 Tocan Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state, Brown Sugar 101 is a popular course at community colleges, people take government jobs for the frequent flier miles, and the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Tocan City for fear of causing a fuss. Crime is totally unknown. Tocan Isle's national animal is the Teal-winged Macaw, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Tocan Isle is ranked 147,125^th in the world and 12^th in SolarFlare for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 325.15 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.