Population | 3.931 billion |
Capital | Imperia |
Leader | Magistrate Imperator Augustus Octavius |
Faith | New Hellenic |
Currency | Fidem |
Animal | Black Drake |
The New Imperium of Toaslandia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Magistrate Imperator Augustus Octavius with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.931 billion Imperial Citizens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 89.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Imperial economy, worth a remarkable 1,365 trillion Fidems a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 347,473 Fidems, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,022,549 per year while the poor average 92,966, a ratio of 11.0 to 1.
Takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more, the nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions, and adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Toaslandia's national animal is the Black Drake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is New Hellenic.
Toaslandia is ranked 172,131st in the world and 2nd in The United Imperial Provinces for Most Secular, with 0.89 Atheism Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Toaslandia, adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children.
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Toaslandia, the nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions.
- : Following new legislation in
Toaslandia, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more.
- : Following new legislation in
Toaslandia, takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears.
- : Following new legislation in
Toaslandia, Toaslandia's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.
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Toaslandia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector and Highest Wealthy Incomes.
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Toaslandia, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Imperia.
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Toaslandia, burning members of the Order of Violet is the nation's favorite pastime.
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Toaslandia, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
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Toaslandia, boot polish is the favourite lip gloss of entry-level corporate workers.