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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 324th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 636th Largest Black Market: 656th
The New Imperium of
Iron Fist Consumerists
The might of the Imperium will not be questioned.
Magistrate Imperator Augustus Octavius
Influence
Power
Founder
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Toaslandia

Population3.736 billion

CapitalImperia
LeaderMagistrate Imperator Augustus Octavius
FaithNew Hellenic

CurrencyFidem
AnimalBlack Drake

The New Imperium of Toaslandia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Magistrate Imperator Augustus Octavius with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.736 billion Imperial Citizens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Imperial economy, worth a remarkable 1,268 trillion Fidems a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 339,594 Fidems, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide, school uniforms are compulsory, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, and the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Toaslandia's national animal is the Black Drake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is New Hellenic.

Toaslandia is ranked 2,120th in the world and 1st in The United Imperial Provinces for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 816,246.81 Standard Monetary Units.

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1%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 324thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 636thLargest Black Market: 656thMost Devout: 672ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 673rdLargest Mining Sector: 757thLargest Insurance Industry: 800thMost Subsidized Industry: 884thHighest Average Incomes: 999thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,109thMost Avoided: 1,116thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,204thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,324thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,332ndTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,707thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,120thLargest Retail Industry: 2,224thLargest Governments: 4,767thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,873rdMost Advanced Public Education: 5,297thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,669thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,957thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 8,185thMost Efficient Economies: 8,302ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,723rdHighest Economic Output: 9,951stSmartest Citizens: 10,166thLowest Crime Rates: 12,024thMost Authoritarian: 12,076thMost Conservative: 14,082ndLargest Publishing Industry: 14,902ndRudest Citizens: 15,399thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,705th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Toaslandia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Toaslandia, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish.
  • : Toaslandia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Paffnia".
  • : Toaslandia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Debtor Voting Rights".
  • : Following new legislation in Toaslandia, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
  • : Following new legislation in Toaslandia, school uniforms are compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Toaslandia, giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide.
  • : Following new legislation in Toaslandia, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training.
  • : Following new legislation in Toaslandia, punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up.
  • : Following new legislation in Toaslandia, in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Imperial Citizens can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying.

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