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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 308th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 597th Most Devout: 608th
The New Imperium of
Iron Fist Consumerists
The might of the Imperium will not be questioned.
Magistrate Imperator Augustus Octavius
Influence
Power
Founder
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Toaslandia

Population3.931 billion

CapitalImperia
LeaderMagistrate Imperator Augustus Octavius
FaithNew Hellenic

CurrencyFidem
AnimalBlack Drake

The New Imperium of Toaslandia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Magistrate Imperator Augustus Octavius with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.931 billion Imperial Citizens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 89.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Imperial economy, worth a remarkable 1,365 trillion Fidems a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 347,473 Fidems, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,022,549 per year while the poor average 92,966, a ratio of 11.0 to 1.

Takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more, the nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions, and adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Toaslandia's national animal is the Black Drake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is New Hellenic.

Toaslandia is ranked 172,131st in the world and 2nd in The United Imperial Provinces for Most Secular, with 0.89 Atheism Rate.

Top
1%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 308thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 597thMost Devout: 608thLargest Black Market: 624thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 637thLargest Insurance Industry: 717thMost Subsidized Industry: 740thLargest Mining Sector: 741stHighest Average Incomes: 912thMost Corrupt Governments: 962ndMost Avoided: 1,030thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,177thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,178thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,230thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,338thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,707thTop
5%
Largest Retail Industry: 1,937thLargest Governments: 4,420thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,742ndMost Advanced Public Education: 4,845thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,826thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,073rdMost Efficient Economies: 8,335thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,585thTop
10%
Highest Economic Output: 9,295thSmartest Citizens: 9,807thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,803rdLowest Crime Rates: 10,855thMost Conservative: 12,616thMost Authoritarian: 13,657thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,254thRudest Citizens: 15,804th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Toaslandia, adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children.
  • : Following new legislation in Toaslandia, the nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions.
  • : Following new legislation in Toaslandia, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Toaslandia, takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears.
  • : Following new legislation in Toaslandia, Toaslandia's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.
  • : Toaslandia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector and Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Toaslandia, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Imperia.
  • : Following new legislation in Toaslandia, burning members of the Order of Violet is the nation's favorite pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in Toaslandia, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • : Following new legislation in Toaslandia, boot polish is the favourite lip gloss of entry-level corporate workers.

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