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Nudest: 259thLargest Black Market: 570thLargest Welfare Programs: 731st
The Least Serene Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
You go your way, I go mine
Influence
Powerbroker
Diplomacy Officer
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Good

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Tmutarakhan

Population29.153 billion

CapitalPhanagoria
LeaderSidney Hussein Robinette
FaithFundamentalist Taoism

Currencym and m
Animaltripod

The Least Serene Republic of Tmutarakhan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sidney Hussein Robinette with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, anti-smoking policies, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 29.153 billion Tmutarakhanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Policy, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phanagoria. The average income tax rate is 89.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Tmutarakhanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,348 trillion m and ms a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an impressive 114,867 m and ms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, and light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tmutarakhan's national animal is the tripod, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fundamentalist Taoism.

Tmutarakhan is ranked 1,864th in the world and 1st in The Nudist Dreamland for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 15,225.11 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Nudest: 259thLargest Black Market: 570thLargest Welfare Programs: 731stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 876thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,864thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,614thLargest Populations: 2,715thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,858thHighest Economic Output: 4,097thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,457thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,184thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,539thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,727thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,389thMost Avoided: 9,504thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,108thTop
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Most Inclusive: 16,491stMost Stationary: 16,513thMost Influential: 16,553rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,307thLargest Governments: 18,769thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,417thLowest Crime Rates: 19,494th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tmutarakhan, light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment.
  • : Following new legislation in Tmutarakhan, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping.
  • : Following new legislation in Tmutarakhan, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Tmutarakhan, hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders.
  • : Tmutarakhan lodged a message on the The Nudist Dreamland Regional Message Board.
  • : Tmutarakhan lodged a message on the The Nudist Dreamland Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Tmutarakhan, the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name.
  • : Tmutarakhan lodged a message on the The Nudist Dreamland Regional Message Board.
  • : Tmutarakhan lodged a message on the The Nudist Dreamland Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Tmutarakhan, children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse.

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