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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 426thHighest Crime Rates: 518thMost Armed: 561st
The Democratic Monarchy of
Capitalist Paradise
Default Dance
Influence
Newcomer
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Tluafed

Population3.751 billion

CapitalDefault Capital
LeaderFederal Council of Tluafed

CurrencyDefault Currency
AnimalDefault

The Democratic Monarchy of Tluafed is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Federal Council of Tluafed with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 3.751 billion Tluafedians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Default Capital. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Tluafedian economy, worth 475 trillion Default Currencies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Retail, Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 126,778 Default Currencies, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

The deaf are perplexed when the weather report tells them that the wind will be "bringing some rain along the Nazi ghosts", the legalization of meat has skewered the sales of vegetarian substitutes, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive, and all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tluafed's national animal is the Default, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Tluafed is ranked 175,512th in the world and 3,376th in Lazarus for Most Influential, scoring 42 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 426thHighest Crime Rates: 518thMost Armed: 561stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 657thLargest Retail Industry: 861stFattest Citizens: 876thRudest Citizens: 910thMost Avoided: 947thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,239thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,278thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 3,390thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,090thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,156thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,283rdLargest Mining Sector: 11,349thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 15,015thMost Efficient Economies: 15,348thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,399thLargest Black Market: 23,224thHighest Average Incomes: 23,291stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23,672ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,207th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 16th in the regionMost Armed: 23rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 25th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 36th in the regionFattest Citizens: 39th in the regionMost Avoided: 40th in the regionRudest Citizens: 40th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 98th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 140th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 157th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 252nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 259th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 342nd in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 364th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 378th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 480th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tluafed's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Tluafed's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Tluafed was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden and the Top 10% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Tluafed's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Following new legislation in Tluafed, all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion.
  • : Following new legislation in Tluafed, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive.
  • : Following new legislation in Tluafed, the legalization of meat has skewered the sales of vegetarian substitutes.
  • : Following new legislation in Tluafed, the deaf are perplexed when the weather report tells them that the wind will be "bringing some rain along the Nazi ghosts".
  • : Tluafed was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Tluafed ceased to exist in Balder.

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