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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 489thHighest Drug Use: 2,282ndMost Influential: 2,380th
The State of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Privatize all. If taxes don't drop, go full austerity.
President Thaksin
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Population770 million

CapitalNakhon Nayok
LeaderPresident Thaksin


The State of TLTland is a huge, safe nation, ruled by President Thaksin with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 770 million Thais hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nakhon Nayok. The average income tax rate is 61.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Thai economy, worth 96.3 trillion Baht a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 125,056 Baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Thais are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, scientific progress marches ever forward with the first ever launch of a cheeseburger into space, politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot, and weather reports simply advise Thais to 'look outside'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. TLTland's national animal is the Elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

TLTland is ranked 11,708th in the world and 570th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 54.3 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 489thTop
Highest Drug Use: 2,282ndMost Influential: 2,380thRudest Citizens: 3,993rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,351stLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,697thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,155thTop
Most Developed: 10,575thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,381stMost Efficient Economies: 11,408thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,503rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,708thSmartest Citizens: 11,788thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,291stMost Inclusive: 12,703rdMost Subsidized Industry: 12,930thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,779thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,159thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,560thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,739thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,766thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,780thHealthiest Citizens: 15,409thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,058thNicest Citizens: 16,248thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,613thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,135thMost Politically Free: 18,469thMost Secular: 19,760thHighest Average Incomes: 20,435th
Highest Drug Use: 46th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 194th in the regionRudest Citizens: 223rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 267th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 354th in the regionMost Politically Free: 383rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 416th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 535th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 570th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 607th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 608th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 614th in the regionMost Developed: 618th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 630th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 636th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 653rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 665th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 682nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 758th in the regionMost Influential: 761st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 778th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 806th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 809th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 812th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 832nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 870th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 891st in the regionNicest Citizens: 909th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in TLTland, weather reports simply advise Thais to 'look outside'.
  • : Following new legislation in TLTland, politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot.
  • : TLTland changed its national motto to "Privatize all. If taxes don't drop, go full austerity.".
  • : TLTland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in TLTland, scientific progress marches ever forward with the first ever launch of a cheeseburger into space.
  • : Following new legislation in TLTland, Thais are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks.
  • : Following new legislation in TLTland, unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days.
  • : Following new legislation in TLTland, an increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat.
  • : Following new legislation in TLTland, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise.
  • : TLTland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nuremgard".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 262 » Omnistria, Territorio di Nessuno, Ethnon, Wilkshire, Hamerica, Orado, Frostcell, Yaorozu, El Fiji Grande, Corfad, Great Bights Mum, Guer Aike, Dreadton, Sundred, Interdimensional Zone, Sea Ghost, Praeceps, North Bratislava, Notyoutopia, Newpromisedland, Sikol, Koda-Land, The Rhein States, Daiz, Mesopotama, Pazair, Merconitonitopia, Shibutani, Siwale, Loutsland, New Lakemba, Dar es Saalam, Noahs Second Country, McMasterdonia, Empy, Dicko, Dabarastan, Fayyayid, Zumlandia, Malta Comino Gozo, Valentine Z, Selfgradatude, The Serdey Islands, Serendipita Martia, Fauzjhia, Wineclaw, Ihese, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Maott, Pallaith, and 212 others.Saperisole, The Pantheons, Zeternia, Zzozona, 1 very fast endotarter, Seenvorland, Timothea, Westinor, Xagill, Xentherida, Fluffy Noodles, True Equality For All, Sunto, Valhalla123, The Jerichowan Country, Sil Dorsett, Korovan Isles, Woodsend, The Iron Lions, Wisconsota, Frances Francis the First of France, Shadowrik, Votak Matim, New Jamgra, The Tampa Bay Rays, Loli County, Libertania Democratica, Fox Richy, Nistriabar, I Like Killing people, Necromonia, Former English Colony, Prydania, Yokciq Empire, Termathe, Unshleepd, Sevinland, Shinjuku tokyo 0, The Calabash Protectorate, Kocherian, Ihsan, The Endless Eventide, Smesh, Clan Spaniel, Kranostav, Fendlium, Seanat, Pizza Squared, Brucklania, Wit Noreis, U S Eh, Plangainer, Arichia, Schnuftelland, Joodey, Eywaan, Vincone Cae, Abject Ludicrosity, Kahlo, Solskjar, Damsmel, Palisede, Highton Islands, PotatoFarmers, Nouvelle-Floride, Unimaginable Doom, Fracie, Xyrron, Ravendi, Madjack, Maclare, Principia Mathematica, Bushkrub, United Asgardian States, UnitedRepublicNation, Greater Nattlecreniaxia, Simone Republic, Immenium, Pokemanland, Altivia, Eurochina, Oro-Yurdujan, Xipher, Kragsgale, Labora, Buckhem, Cosamaloapan, Amerian States, Astal Aavors, Anungu, Illusia and Neverendia, United Kahndaq, WeKnow, Artemis Selene, Ultra777, Andexia, Innocentic, Moubarakistan, Karakalpak Republic, R libanon, Gilakistan, Tikariot, Ostlandic, Tukayyiad, Napnomadia, Neu-Galicia, Eastern Cous Empria, Heilhum Imperius, Etanur, Yalkan, Noesantara, Eschatosia, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Kenaniahistan, Orogonia, Basedania, Harjad, Holy Empire Of Greater Bavaria, Runeda, Draconian Progression, Vathnutum, Daulatpur, Erubetia, Therizia, Sisang, Frahnkzaden, Aerilia, Cosmosplosion, Morover, Visse, Jestings, Cretox State, Lulubellia, South Baba, Eraver, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Nordic-British Union, The Hellcatian Empire, Holy Oranz, Unsophisticate, Healiopolis, Cokoland, Advancia-Sizzletown, Republica Guilleana, Abonland, Dacian Freelands, Aetulia, A Ordem do Caos, Bom Sonho, Animu Place, Amblegreserland, ArizonaRepublic, Cowbridge, Ardretia, Tyirza, Caladann, Arawi, El Emayo, Aleklandia, Arimbia, Arizona Zervas, Aoncarpa, Federalania, Alqulonde, Outer Shenendoah, Hardscrabble, An Identity Crisis, Solphine, Aeurithianar, Picairn, Pigeonstan, Gor Nacho, Asoc lon, Solcius, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Tolopel, Kim Da-mi, Ausnakulia, Ateala, Australian Socialist Commonwealths, Axolotlus, Azzarel, Bacciatto, Arrivederci, Abu Dujmahn, Dangine, Imperial Pieserged, Glanst, Elvoreto, Comfed, Amprak, Aruvicion, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Chips and Guac, Magna Banitia, Krazon, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Aingard, Vivanco, Liminyj, Navsland, Moszce-Walvard, The Royal States of Canada, Austral States of America, AverageJoevlania, Rozarus, Lanorth, Godwanna, Great Latiko, and Batatoland Empire.

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