The State of TLTland is a huge, safe nation, ruled by President Thaksin with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 770 million Thais hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nakhon Nayok. The average income tax rate is 61.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Thai economy, worth 96.3 trillion Baht a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 125,056 Baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Thais are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, scientific progress marches ever forward with the first ever launch of a cheeseburger into space, politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot, and weather reports simply advise Thais to 'look outside'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. TLTland's national animal is the Elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

TLTland is ranked 11,708^th in the world and 570^th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 54.3 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.