The State of TLTland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Thaksin with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, infamous sell-swords, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 2.671 billion Thais hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nakhon Nayok. The average income tax rate is 3.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Thai economy, worth 453 trillion Baht a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 169,737 Baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, gossip magazines have pictures of President Thaksin sunbathing on the beach with political rivals, and the nation is currently revamping its entire education system. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. TLTland's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

TLTland is ranked 119,814^th in the world and 5,411^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 8.27 Flags saluted per person per day.