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Largest Agricultural Sector: 535thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,431stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,847th
The Grand Hetmanate of
Moralistic Democracy
What do I do?
Hetman Volodomir
Influence
Power
Minister for Immigration
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Tlord

Population6.51 billion

CapitalPort Chegrosk
LeaderHetman Volodomir
FaithRussian Orthodox

CurrencyTlordian Dollar
AnimalBobk

The Grand Hetmanate of Tlord is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Hetman Volodomir with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and national health service. The hard-nosed population of 6.51 billion Tlordians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Chegrosk. The average income tax rate is 90.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Tlordian economy, worth a remarkable 1,856 trillion Tlordian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 285,192 Tlordian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, vaccinations are mandatory, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Hetman Volodomir's wardrobe, and passengers often cause a stink on public transport. Crime is totally unknown. Tlord's national animal is the Bobk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Russian Orthodox.

Tlord is ranked 159,316th in the world and 7th in The Three Isles for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 467.5 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 535thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,431stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,847thLargest Black Market: 2,430thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,704thMost Armed: 3,326thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,506thRudest Citizens: 4,367thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,485thMost Efficient Economies: 4,511thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,534thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,382ndMost Patriotic: 5,493rdMost Inclusive: 5,849thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,177thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,399thHighest Food Quality: 6,516thLargest Governments: 6,641stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,828thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,981stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,075thBest Weather: 7,210thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,339thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,960thMost Developed: 7,962ndHighest Poor Incomes: 8,122ndMost Advanced Public Education: 8,123rdLongest Average Lifespans: 8,473rdMost Secular: 8,948thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,689thSmartest Citizens: 9,752ndHighest Economic Output: 10,610thMost Cultured: 11,065thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,497thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,980thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 14,629thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,741stHealthiest Citizens: 15,911thLargest Retail Industry: 17,594thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,994thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 24,551stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25,326th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tlord, passengers often cause a stink on public transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Tlord, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Hetman Volodomir's wardrobe.
  • : Following new legislation in Tlord, vaccinations are mandatory.
  • : Following new legislation in Tlord, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
  • : Tlord voted for the World Assembly Resolution "The Commission on Sentient and sapient rights".
  • : Following new legislation in Tlord, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend.
  • : Following new legislation in Tlord, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • : Following new legislation in Tlord, entire provinces are populated solely by nuclear missile technicians and military police.
  • : Following new legislation in Tlord, stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings.
  • : Following new legislation in Tlord, a positive pregnancy test doubles as a visa.

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