The Colony of TLNP33 is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 9.409 billion TLNP33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 13.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient TLNP33ian economy, worth 391 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,586 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. TLNP33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

TLNP33 is ranked 149,870^th in the world and 2^nd in The Left Nationalist Pact for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.04 law-abiding acts per hour.