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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 444thLargest Populations: 455thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,427th
The United States of
Right-wing Utopia
Nuke'em till they glow.
Influence
Dominator
Governor
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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TJohnson

Population44.156 billion

Currencydollar
Animaltiger

The United States of TJohnson is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 44.156 billion TJohnsonians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.4%.

The frighteningly efficient TJohnsonian economy, worth a remarkable 7,379 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 167,117 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 618,543 per year while the poor average 31,802, a ratio of 19.4 to 1.

Drunk drivers are sentenced to death, the nation refuses to provide international aid, punitive tariffs protect local industry, and the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. TJohnson's national animal is the tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

TJohnson is ranked 113,401st in the world and 1st in Go Away 5 for Most Stationary, with 345.9275911062 days.

Top
1%
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 444thLargest Populations: 455thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,427thHighest Economic Output: 1,637thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,672ndLargest Mining Sector: 2,173rdFattest Citizens: 2,472ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,611thTop
5%
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,068thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,096thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,649thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,320thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,720thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,392ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,831stTop
10%
Highest Average Incomes: 16,785thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,945thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,916thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 21,367thSmartest Citizens: 21,441stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,396thLargest Insurance Industry: 27,752ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 29,538thLargest Retail Industry: 29,672nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : TJohnson was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : TJohnson was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : TJohnson was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : TJohnson was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : TJohnson was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : TJohnson was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : TJohnson was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : TJohnson was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : TJohnson was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Survivors.
  • : TJohnson was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.

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