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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,397thMost Influential: 4,091stSafest: 6,358th
The Socialist Federal Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Bratstvo i Jedinstvo
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Titoist Yugoslavia

Population874 million

CapitalBeograd
LeaderMiroslav Stojanović

CurrencyDinar
AnimalEagle

The Socialist Federal Republic of Titoist Yugoslavia is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Miroslav Stojanović with an even hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 874 million Yugoslavs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beograd. The average income tax rate is 77.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Yugoslav economy, worth 74.1 trillion Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 84,765 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, birth rates have hit an all-time low, prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail, and quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Titoist Yugoslavia's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Titoist Yugoslavia is ranked 13,967th in the world and 197th in Europe for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 4,070.68 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,397thMost Influential: 4,091stSafest: 6,358thMost Pacifist: 6,799thNicest Citizens: 7,305thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,330thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,993rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,632ndMost Inclusive: 10,503rdTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 12,790thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,967thMost Income Equality: 14,908thLowest Crime Rates: 15,022ndHealthiest Citizens: 15,574thHighest Food Quality: 15,599thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,687thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,246thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,309thBest Weather: 16,640thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,303rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,316thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,056thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,345thMost Secular: 20,919thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,595th
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Most Income Equality: 78th in the regionSafest: 106th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 114th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Titoist Yugoslavia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Epidemic Investigation Act".
  • : Following new legislation in Titoist Yugoslavia, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Titoist Yugoslavia, prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail.
  • : Following new legislation in Titoist Yugoslavia, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in Titoist Yugoslavia, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
  • : Following new legislation in Titoist Yugoslavia, the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Yugoslav Navy.
  • : Titoist Yugoslavia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Titoist Yugoslavia, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Titoist Yugoslavia, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations.
  • : Following new legislation in Titoist Yugoslavia, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.

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