Most Rebellious Youth: 175th Most Compassionate Citizens: 301st Nicest Citizens: 340th
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The Urmel Island of Titiwu is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Seelefant with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.005 billion Titiwuans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Social Policy, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. The average income tax rate is 80.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Titiwuan economy, worth 247 trillion sea shells a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 11,799 sea shells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are raised bilingual from an early age, tourists outnumber citizens two to one, artists are pillars of society, and government officials across Titiwu are being "encouraged" to adopt Urmels to set an example for the populace. Crime is well under control. Titiwu's national animal is the Urmel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Titiwu is ranked 161,627th in the world and 21st in Haiku for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -28.11 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most Rebellious Youth: 175thMost Compassionate Citizens: 301stNicest Citizens: 340thMost Primitive: 375thMost Pacifist: 419thLeast Corrupt Governments: 425thMost Beautiful Environments: 721stMost Cultured: 755thMost Cheerful Citizens: 936thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,011thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,354thSmartest Citizens: 1,414thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,561stTop
Best Weather: 1,837thLargest Populations: 2,980thMost Politically Free: 6,902ndTop
Largest Governments: 9,882ndHealthiest Citizens: 11,604thMost Secular: 12,806thMost Inclusive: 13,840thNudest: 14,819thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,217th
Most Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the region

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