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Largest Publishing Industry: 152ndLargest Black Market: 155thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 218th
The Sleepy Little Weiler of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Influence
Dominator
Vice-Delegate
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Titisee

Population29.072 billion

CapitalTitisee City
LeaderJeremy Clarkson
FaithSuperFastCarism

CurrencyTopGears
AnimalStig

The Sleepy Little Weiler of Titisee is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Jeremy Clarkson with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 29.072 billion Titiseeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Titisee City. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Titiseean economy, worth a remarkable 5,994 trillion TopGears a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 206,211 TopGears, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition, people make a career out of medical voyeurism, official Sermon-Free Zones are set-up around the nation's hotels, and the government is rumored to hire body doubles whose full-time jobs are to cry at public events. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Titisee's national animal is the Stig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is SuperFastCarism.

Titisee is ranked 591st in the world and 1st in Funuzzle for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 214.52 Bank.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 152ndLargest Black Market: 155thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 218thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 354thBest Weather: 394thMost Developed: 475thMost Beautiful Environments: 509thLongest Average Lifespans: 546thHealthiest Citizens: 581stMost Valuable International Artwork: 591stMost Stationary: 598thMost Corrupt Governments: 634thMost Advanced Public Education: 710thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 762ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 798thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 843rdHighest Economic Output: 1,175thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,429thLowest Crime Rates: 1,733rdTop
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Largest Populations: 2,099thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,619thSmartest Citizens: 2,785thMost Cultured: 2,882ndMost Pacifist: 3,351stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,639thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,959thMost Secular: 4,009thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,421stHighest Average Incomes: 5,700thLargest Governments: 5,787thMost Influential: 5,992ndMost Conservative: 7,084thMost Authoritarian: 7,573rdTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 10,263rdHighest Poor Incomes: 10,284thMost Efficient Economies: 16,861st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Titisee, the government is rumored to hire body doubles whose full-time jobs are to cry at public events.
  • : Following new legislation in Titisee, official Sermon-Free Zones are set-up around the nation's hotels.
  • : Following new legislation in Titisee, people make a career out of medical voyeurism.
  • : Titisee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Titisee, the Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition.
  • : Following new legislation in Titisee, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Titiseeans.
  • : Following new legislation in Titisee, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
  • : Following new legislation in Titisee, most foreigners can't name the leader of Titisee.
  • : Following new legislation in Titisee, vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam.
  • : Following new legislation in Titisee, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more.

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