The Incorporated States of Titimagulpa is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 538 million Titimagulpans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 13.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Titimagulpan economy, worth 20.0 trillion magulpas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,258 magulpas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, every week is blindness awareness week, politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests, and the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically. Crime is relatively low. Titimagulpa's national animal is the stork, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Titimagulpa is ranked 200,641^st in the world and 47^th in the South Caribbean for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 664.15 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.