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Largest Retail Industry: 101st Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 137th Rudest Citizens: 176th
The World Super Power of
Capitalist Paradise
De Opresso Liber
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Founder
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Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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The World Super Power of TitanShen is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Peter Steele with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 13.125 billion Titans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asgaard. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient TitanShenian economy, worth a remarkable 4,604 trillion Burzums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 350,838 Burzums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,081,617 per year while the poor average 87,855, a ratio of 12.3 to 1.

Inheritance tax has recently been abolished, farm turkeys are given high doses of antidepressants to take their minds off the holiday season, universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes, and takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears. Crime is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. TitanShen's national animal is the Goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Asatru.

TitanShen is ranked 64,653rd in the world and 5th in ACA for Most Extreme, scoring 19.34 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 101stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 137thRudest Citizens: 176thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 186thFattest Citizens: 276thLargest Gambling Industry: 340thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 377thMost Armed: 388thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 399thMost Scientifically Advanced: 432ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 517thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 548thMost Avoided: 568thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 573rdHighest Average Incomes: 658thMost Efficient Economies: 703rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 705thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 790thLargest Insurance Industry: 835thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 965thHighest Crime Rates: 1,058thHighest Economic Output: 1,206thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,342ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,482ndTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2,647thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,690thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,802ndSmartest Citizens: 4,666thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,623rdTop
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Largest Black Market: 7,831stLargest Populations: 8,191stMost Influential: 9,274thMost Pro-Market: 9,395thMost Cultured: 9,506thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,364thMost Secular: 11,591stHighest Drug Use: 11,917thNudest: 14,570th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : TitanShen was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in TitanShen, takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears.
  • : Following new legislation in TitanShen, universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes.
  • : Following new legislation in TitanShen, farm turkeys are given high doses of antidepressants to take their minds off the holiday season.
  • : TitanShen lodged a message on the ACA Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in TitanShen, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in TitanShen, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament.
  • : Following new legislation in TitanShen, governments opposing TitanShen are beset by rebels.
  • : Following new legislation in TitanShen, the government has certified several glow-in-the-dark athletes as drug free.
  • : Following new legislation in TitanShen, aides are afraid to ask if Peter Steele wants a cup of tea or coffee.

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