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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,889thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,605thMost Influential: 4,687th
The Grand Duchy of
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Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
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Economy
Frightening
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Titanomachia

Population1.229 billion

CapitalOthryian Citadel
LeaderThe Prime Plenipotentiary
FaithThe Oracles of Blight and Shadow

CurrencyDrachma
AnimalThree-tailed Drake

The Grand Duchy of Titanomachia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Prime Plenipotentiary with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.229 billion Titanopeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Othryian Citadel. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Titanomachian economy, worth 153 trillion Drachmas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,027 Drachmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

It is common to still see adults with training wheels on their bikes, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes, and class action lawsuits have gone up in smoke thanks to government interference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Titanomachia's national animal is the Three-tailed Drake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Oracles of Blight and Shadow.

Titanomachia is ranked 57,305th in the world and 1,050th in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 214.19779346888 Days.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,889thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,605thMost Influential: 4,687thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,405thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,174thHealthiest Citizens: 9,159thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 10,255thMost Developed: 10,718thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,878thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,372ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,092ndMost Secular: 14,288thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,295thMost Authoritarian: 16,010thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,061stMost Advanced Public Education: 17,745thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,767th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 59th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 120th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 224th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 263rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 270th in the regionMost Developed: 297th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 303rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 317th in the regionMost Influential: 332nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 350th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 369th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 421st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 423rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 444th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 447th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 485th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 523rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 538th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 549th in the regionLargest Governments: 551st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 563rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 576th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 580th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 590th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 602nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 637th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 638th in the regionMost Cultured: 754th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Titanomachia was endorsed by The Yellow and Purple Easter Egg of Oofery.
  • : Following new legislation in Titanomachia, class action lawsuits have gone up in smoke thanks to government interference.
  • : Following new legislation in Titanomachia, residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes.
  • : Following new legislation in Titanomachia, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
  • : Following new legislation in Titanomachia, it is common to still see adults with training wheels on their bikes.
  • : Following new legislation in Titanomachia, the Titanomachia Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
  • : Following new legislation in Titanomachia, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it.
  • : Following new legislation in Titanomachia, employers are never quite sure if graduates' qualifications have any merit or meaning.
  • : Following new legislation in Titanomachia, the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea.
  • : Following new legislation in Titanomachia, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.

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