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Most Influential: 862ndMost Pacifist: 2,805thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,114th
The Cookie Monster of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
This isnít about me and them. Itís about us.
Allyson Van Meyer
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.92 billion

LeaderAllyson Van Meyer


The Cookie Monster of Titanne is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Allyson Van Meyer with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.92 billion Titanneans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Janswijk. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Titannean economy, worth 526 trillion pence a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 134,305 pence, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

It is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, worrywarts have started advocating for a paint ban, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Allyson Van Meyer's bedroom, and jail house rock has been replaced with jail house golden oldies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Titanne's national animal is the moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is agnosticism.

Titanne is ranked 101,356th in the world and 4,351st in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 5.08 Kickbacks Per Hour.

Most Influential: 862ndTop
Most Pacifist: 2,805thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,114thNicest Citizens: 3,128thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,224thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,242ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,086thMost Inclusive: 4,185thBest Weather: 4,432ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,452ndSafest: 4,839thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,997thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,100thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,114thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,330thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,687thHealthiest Citizens: 5,956thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,986thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,182ndMost Developed: 6,263rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,286thLowest Crime Rates: 6,480thMost Cultured: 6,710thLargest Governments: 7,290thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,777thSmartest Citizens: 8,165thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,394thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,960thMost Efficient Economies: 9,781stTop
Most Secular: 11,545thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,478thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,720thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,268thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,458thHighest Average Incomes: 18,233rd
Most Influential: 32nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 83rd in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 102nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 105th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 105th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 116th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 116th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 122nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 127th in the regionMost Inclusive: 135th in the regionBest Weather: 136th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 142nd in the regionSafest: 150th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 150th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 156th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 158th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 158th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 158th in the regionMost Cultured: 161st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 174th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 175th in the regionMost Developed: 180th in the regionLargest Governments: 183rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 184th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 184th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 211th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 215th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 254th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 254th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 375th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 384th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 387th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 389th in the regionMost Secular: 407th in the regionNudest: 473rd in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 529th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 533rd in the regionLargest Populations: 806th in the region

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