The Reborn Empire of Titanistan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by God-Emperor Percival II with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, avowedly heterosexual populace, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.273 billion Titans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Persopolis. The average income tax rate is 28.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Titan economy, worth 111 trillion infinity stones a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,581 infinity stones, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, and God-Emperor Percival II can be seen doing doughnuts in a new Rambogini. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Titanistan's national animal is the Thanos, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Percival II.

Titanistan is ranked 40,316^th in the world and 2,441^st in Osiris for Highest Poor Incomes, with 63,343.88 Standard Monetary Units.