The Mountainous Kingdoms of Titanianapolis is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Prince Leonidas Tiranius with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.647 billion Titanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Titan Compound. The average income tax rate is 66.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Titanianapolisian economy, worth 139 trillion Tiras a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,881 Tiras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Titan Compound make great practice for foreign snipers, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, and barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Titan Compound Natural History Museum. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Titanianapolis's national animal is the Steel winged hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Titanism.

Titanianapolis is ranked 44,565^th in the world and 2,119^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 2,851 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.