The Mountainous Kingdoms of Titanianapolis is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Leonidas Tiranius with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.715 billion Titanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Titan Compound. The average income tax rate is 80.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Titanianapolisian economy, worth 501 trillion Tiras a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,667 Tiras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has nearly as many history museums as Titanians, nine out of ten citizens of Titanianapolis answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation, to say that military robots are inclined towards violence is offensive, and strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Titanianapolis's national animal is the Steel winged hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Titanism.

Titanianapolis is ranked 3,594^th in the world and 359^th in The North Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 133.57 Bank.