The Mountainous Kingdoms of Titanianapolis is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leonidas Tiranius with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, lack of airports, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.775 billion Titanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Titan Compound. The average income tax rate is 76.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Titanianapolisian economy, worth 431 trillion Tiras a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,330 Tiras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention, and charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Titanianapolis's national animal is the Steel winged hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Titanism.

Titanianapolis is ranked 202,560^th in the world and 9,128^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -81.61 on the Hayek Index.