The Mountainous Kingdoms of Titanianapolis is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leonidas Tiranius with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate population of 8.377 billion Titanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Titan Compound. The average income tax rate is 83.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Titanianapolisian economy, worth 766 trillion Tiras a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,524 Tiras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills, and children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Titanianapolis's national animal is the Steel winged hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Titanism.

Titanianapolis is ranked 250,154^th in the world and 12,972^nd in The North Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.27 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.