The Mountainous Kingdoms of Titanianapolis is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Leonidas Tiranius with an iron fist, and renowned for its lack of airports, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cynical population of 6.4 billion Titanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Titan Compound. The average income tax rate is 79.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Titanianapolisian economy, worth 580 trillion Tiras a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,747 Tiras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage', economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year, and sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Titanianapolis's national animal is the Steel winged hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Titanism.

Titanianapolis is ranked 189,382^nd in the world and 7,014^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -116.45 on the Scary Big Number Scale.