The Mountainous Kingdoms of Titanianapolis is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Prince Leonidas Tiranius with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.312 billion Titanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Titan Compound. The average income tax rate is 64.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Titanianapolisian economy, worth 101 trillion Tiras a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,714 Tiras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, and sections of the police receive paramilitary training. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Titanianapolis's national animal is the Steel winged hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Titanism.

Titanianapolis is ranked 53,948^th in the world and 3,114^th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 21.31 Atheism Rate.