The Mountainous Kingdoms of Titanianapolis is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Leonidas Tiranius with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.353 billion Titanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Titan Compound. The average income tax rate is 69.8%.

The thriving Titanianapolisian economy, worth 316 trillion Tiras a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,422 Tiras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals, imitation is the sincerest form of felony, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply, and the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Titanianapolis's national animal is the Steel winged hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Titanism.

Titanianapolis is ranked 26,942^nd in the world and 1,306^th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 74.74 on the Human Development Index.