The Constitutional Monarchy of Tissandra is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Johannah Trevors with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.23 billion Tissandrans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eranorth. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tissandran economy, worth 431 trillion Forints a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 133,653 Forints, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, bins outnumber trees in city parks, and environmental legislation occurs cyclically. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tissandra's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Childrens of Abraham.

Tissandra is ranked 131,012^th in the world and 2,270^th in The East Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 221 billion Standard Monetary Units.