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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,954th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,978th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,185th
The Democratic People's Republic of
Authoritarian Democracy
Opreznost nad Periljem!
Premier Aleksandr Chernenko
Influence
Auxiliary
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Tiskaiya

Population2.529 billion

CapitalOryshevsk
LeaderPremier Aleksandr Chernenko
FaithOrthodox Christianity

CurrencyTratan
AnimalWolverine

The Democratic People's Republic of Tiskaiya is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Premier Aleksandr Chernenko with an even hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.529 billion Tiskaiyans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oryshevsk. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tiskai economy, worth 464 trillion Tratans a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 183,481 Tratans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', tourists call Tiskai beach towns "the fine coastline", vaccinations are mandatory, and parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tiskaiya's national animal is the Wolverine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Tiskaiya is ranked 44,185th in the world and 11th in Ridgefield for Most Income Equality, scoring 51.28 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,954thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,978thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,185thMost Influential: 2,773rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,063rdHealthiest Citizens: 3,438thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,383rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4,734thMost Cultured: 5,073rdLargest Governments: 5,137thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,699thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,140thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,196thMost Developed: 6,365thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,069thHighest Average Incomes: 7,349thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,379thMost Devout: 8,184thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,232ndTop
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Smartest Citizens: 8,553rdMost Subsidized Industry: 8,980thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,987thMost Efficient Economies: 10,193rdMost Advanced Public Education: 10,321stLongest Average Lifespans: 10,473rdSafest: 11,989thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,536thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,917thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,399thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,490thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,590th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tiskaiya was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiskaiya, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiskaiya, vaccinations are mandatory.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiskaiya, tourists call Tiskai beach towns "the fine coastline".
  • : Following new legislation in Tiskaiya, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiskaiya, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiskaiya, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Tiskai radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiskaiya, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty.
  • : Tiskaiya was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiskaiya, immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day.

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