The Democratic People's Republic of Tiskaiya is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Premier Aleksandr Chernenko with an even hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.529 billion Tiskaiyans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oryshevsk. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tiskai economy, worth 464 trillion Tratans a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 183,481 Tratans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', tourists call Tiskai beach towns "the fine coastline", vaccinations are mandatory, and parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tiskaiya's national animal is the Wolverine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Tiskaiya is ranked 44,185^th in the world and 11^th in Ridgefield for Most Income Equality, scoring 51.28 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.