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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,000thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,592ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,953rd
The Second Tsardom of
Father Knows Best State
Цар веде нас до світла!
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Tiskaiya

Population8.695 billion

CapitalOryshevsk
LeaderPrime Minister Gregoriy Kuzmanovich
FaithOrthodox Christianity

CurrencyTratan
AnimalTiskai Brown Bear

The Second Tsardom of Tiskaiya is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Gregoriy Kuzmanovich with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.695 billion Tiskaiyans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oryshevsk. The average income tax rate is 94.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Tiskai economy, worth a remarkable 1,639 trillion Tratans a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 188,611 Tratans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes, teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, and Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tiskaiya's national animal is the Tiskai Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Tiskaiya is ranked 10,007th in the world and 23rd in Anteria for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 398.26 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,000thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,592ndTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,953rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,143rdHealthiest Citizens: 3,844thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,381stMost Cultured: 4,480thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,711thMost Developed: 4,739thLargest Governments: 5,286thMost Efficient Economies: 6,152ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,323rdMost Corrupt Governments: 6,826thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,414thSmartest Citizens: 7,438thMost Devout: 8,149thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,499thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,566thHighest Average Incomes: 8,814thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,381stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,865thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,007thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,214thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,579thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,284thHighest Economic Output: 12,318thSafest: 12,533rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,197thTop
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Highest Food Quality: 13,215thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,081stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,506thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,965thMost Influential: 17,415thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,390thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,051stMost Patriotic: 23,231st
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Lowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionMost Devout: 14th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 18th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 18th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 19th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 23rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tiskaiya was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiskaiya, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiskaiya, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiskaiya, teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiskaiya, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiskaiya, elected officials who disagree with Prime Minister Gregoriy Kuzmanovich have a lot of accidents.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiskaiya, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter.
  • : Following new legislation in Tiskaiya, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces.
  • : Tiskaiya changed its national nation type to "Second Tsardom".
  • : Following new legislation in Tiskaiya, the government has enacted freedom of information.

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