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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,413th Most Primitive: 3,560th Most Pacifist: 7,208th
The Sultanate of
Democratic Socialists
Wehaveseenthebloodofourpeoplesflow,nowwewatchyours
Influence
Hegemony
Founder / Lord hunasheki, the sun lotus who blooms on tekanshi-wa
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Fair
Political Freedom
Some

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Tishilawe

Population402 million

CapitalBắ'aak-nặngền

CurrencyOodka´'ặịo
AnimalSuukimaish

The Sultanate of Tishilawe is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 402 million Tishilawńi are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Law & Order, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bắ'aak-nặngền. The average income tax rate is 40.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Tishilawńk economy, worth 14.2 trillion Oodka´'ặịoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 35,438 Oodka´'ặịoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses, it's best not to ask what goes into Bắ'aak-nặngền Crispy Fried Tofu's secret blend of herbs and spices, the national security service are a bunch of crooks, and looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tishilawe's national animal is the Suukimaish, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tishilawe is ranked 23,903rd in the world and 1st in Djikolaa for Most Corrupt Governments, with 39.76 Kickbacks Per Hour.

Top
1%
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,413thTop
5%
Most Primitive: 3,560thMost Pacifist: 7,208thTop
10%
Most Inclusive: 10,070thMost Income Equality: 11,806thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,697thMost Cultured: 13,337thNicest Citizens: 15,302nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tishilawe's influence in Djikolaa fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
  • : Tishilawe was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Tishilawe, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities.
  • : Following new legislation in Tishilawe, the national security service are a bunch of crooks.
  • : Following new legislation in Tishilawe, it's best not to ask what goes into Bắ'aak-nặngền Crispy Fried Tofu's secret blend of herbs and spices.
  • : Following new legislation in Tishilawe, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses.
  • : Following new legislation in Tishilawe, bronze and marble supplies are running low as sculptors depict full-figured subjects.
  • : Following new legislation in Tishilawe, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly.
  • : Following new legislation in Tishilawe, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Tishilawe, voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot.

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