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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,453rdFattest Citizens: 19,011th
The Arling of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Indivisibiliter ac Inseparabiliter
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Tirolus

Population1.395 billion

CapitalSontig
LeaderArl Milo vos Dorva
FaithVezkelios

Currencykama
Animalleopard

The Arling of Tirolus is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Arl Milo vos Dorva with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.395 billion Tirolusians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sontig. The average income tax rate is 24.7%.

The Tirolusian economy, worth 71.5 trillion kamas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. Average income is 51,228 kamas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's arms dealers guarantee discretion and untraceable transactions, election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll, the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal, and people talk about things being better when men were men. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tirolus's national animal is the leopard, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Vezkelios.

Tirolus is ranked 22,652nd in the world and 2nd in Torrezon for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,941.86 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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5%
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,453rdTop
10%
Fattest Citizens: 19,011th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tirolus, people talk about things being better when men were men.
  • : Following new legislation in Tirolus, the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal.
  • : Following new legislation in Tirolus, election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll.
  • : Following new legislation in Tirolus, the nation's arms dealers guarantee discretion and untraceable transactions.
  • : Following new legislation in Tirolus, Arl Milo vos Dorva's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts.
  • : Tirolus's influence in Torrezon rose from "Dealmaker" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Tirolus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Tirolus, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case.
  • : Following new legislation in Tirolus, "Idol-Worship for the Apathetic" workshops are cancelled when no-one bothers to show up.
  • : Following new legislation in Tirolus, every week is blindness awareness week.

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