The Daft Carrots of TiroDayn is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 10.726 billion TiroDaynians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aynia's Heart. The average income tax rate is 86.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped TiroDaynian economy, worth 365 trillion zests a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Uranium Mining industry. Average income is 34,113 zests, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TiroDayn's national animal is the Megatherium, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

TiroDayn is ranked 36,521^st in the world and 30^th in Caer Sidi for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.99 law-abiding acts per hour.