The Democratic Republic of Tiransia is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The democratic population of 393 million Tiransians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wollstee. The average income tax rate is 52.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Tiransian economy, worth 35.3 trillion Bozznas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 89,938 Bozznas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The countryside is shrouded by wind farms, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Tiransia, and the Tiransian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tiransia's national animal is the Red Salem, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tiransia is ranked 45,201^st in the world and 1,518^th in The East Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 82 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.