The Democratic Republic of Tiransia is a massive, genial nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.952 billion Tiransé are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brookham. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tiransé economy, worth 576 trillion tiras a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 145,914 tiras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Babies are a small but significant export, the horniness of the great-horned Red Salem is considered a national priority, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, and lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tiransia's national animal is the Red Salem, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tiransia is ranked 30,281^st in the world and 799^th in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 101.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.