The Gaelic Free State of Tir nan Gaidheal is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Colom Pádraig with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.339 billion Gàidheil are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monadh-Óg. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gàidhlig economy, worth 141 trillion Moches a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,883 Moches, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth, the idiom 'there are plenty of fish in the sea' isn't so reassuring to Gàidheil, and the government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tir nan Gaidheal's national animal is the Harpie-Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tir nan Gaidheal is ranked 207,821^st in the world and 1^st in TERRA INCOGNITA for Largest Mining Sector, scoring zero on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.