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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,922ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,994thMost Primitive: 7,051st
The Communist Squirrels of
Moralistic Democracy
BEHOLD THE GLORY OF COMMUNISM SQUIRREL
Influence
Instigator
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Tipsie Tree

Population4.71 billion

CapitalSquirrelville
LeaderSquirrelboi
FaithSquirrelisim

CurrencyNut
AnimalSquirrel

The Communist Squirrels of Tipsie Tree is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Squirrelboi with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.71 billion Squirrels are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Public Transport and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Squirrelville. The average income tax rate is 17.5%.

The thriving Tipsie Treean economy, worth 336 trillion Nuts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,516 Nuts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service, military barracks resemble five-star hotels, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and dessert dishes make up the Tipsie Treean breakfast menu. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Tipsie Tree's national animal is the Squirrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Squirrelisim.

Tipsie Tree is ranked 181,388th in the world and 20th in The Dogeland Alliance for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -8.12 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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5%
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,922ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,994thMost Primitive: 7,051stMost Secular: 8,175thMost Avoided: 10,084thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 12,524thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,928thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,307th
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tipsie Tree was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Tipsie Tree was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Tipsie Tree's influence in The Dogeland Alliance fell from "Dealmaker" to "Instigator".
  • : Tipsie Tree's influence in The Dogeland Alliance rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Tipsie Tree's influence in The Dogeland Alliance fell from "Dealmaker" to "Instigator".
  • : Tipsie Tree was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market and Most Cultured.
  • : Tipsie Tree was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Tipsie Tree was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Tipsie Tree was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Tipsie Tree was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.

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