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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,023rd Most Primitive: 4,600th Most Secular: 7,037th
The Communist Squirrels of
Moralistic Democracy
BEHOLD THE GLORY OF COMMUNISM SQUIRREL
Influence
Contender
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Tipsie Tree

Population2.385 billion

CapitalSquirrelville
LeaderSquirrelboi
FaithSquirrelisim

CurrencyNut
AnimalSquirrel

The Communist Squirrels of Tipsie Tree is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Squirrelboi with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.385 billion Squirrels are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Public Transport and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Squirrelville. The average income tax rate is 20.0%.

The thriving Tipsie Treean economy, worth 154 trillion Nuts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 64,795 Nuts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Many in Tipsie Tree are born in the purple, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service, and military barracks resemble five-star hotels. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Tipsie Tree's national animal is the Squirrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Squirrelisim.

Tipsie Tree is ranked 139,735th in the world and 15th in The Dogeland Alliance for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -8.12 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,023rdMost Primitive: 4,600thMost Secular: 7,037thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 8,973rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,062ndMost Avoided: 11,927thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,938th
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Most Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tipsie Tree's influence in The Dogeland Alliance rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • : Tipsie Tree's influence in The Dogeland Alliance fell from "Contender" to "Negotiator".
  • : Tipsie Tree's influence in The Dogeland Alliance rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • : Tipsie Tree was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Tipsie Tree, military barracks resemble five-star hotels.
  • : Following new legislation in Tipsie Tree, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service.
  • : Following new legislation in Tipsie Tree, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested.
  • : Following new legislation in Tipsie Tree, many in Tipsie Tree are born in the purple.
  • : Following new legislation in Tipsie Tree, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory.
  • : Following new legislation in Tipsie Tree, sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors.

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