The Glorious People's Republic of Tiplomecja is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Hyliese Boucher with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.964 billion Tiplomecjans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porves. The average income tax rate is 86.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tiplomecjan economy, worth a remarkable 1,383 trillion denars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 231,897 denars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Visions of giant pink dolphins are a common side effect after Tiplomecjans eat their meals, recognizing the Tiplomecjan flag qualifies you for citizenship, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, and Prime Minister Hyliese Boucher is considering changing the nation's name to Blackacre. Crime is totally unknown. Tiplomecja's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Zarsevianism.

Tiplomecja is ranked 2,874^th in the world and 103^rd in Osiris for Smartest Citizens, with 159.63 quips per hour.