The People's Republic of Tiplomecja is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Rotarieu Zilisev with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.213 billion Tiplomecjans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porves. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tiplomecjan economy, worth 607 trillion denars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 189,086 denars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is spending millions on lawyers' fees trying to get Rotarieu Zilisev off a murder charge, cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, and Brown Sugar 101 is a popular course at community colleges. Crime is totally unknown. Tiplomecja's national animal is the dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Zarsevianism.

Tiplomecja is ranked 11,478^th in the world and 1^st in Grazistan for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 3,068.93 on the Societal Mobility Rating.