The People's Republic of Tiplomecja is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Rotarieu Zilisev with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.476 billion Tiplomecjans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porves. The average income tax rate is 81.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tiplomecjan economy, worth 429 trillion denars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 173,368 denars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, graffiti graces every city's streets, the ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels, and the art of conversation has been rediscovered. Crime is totally unknown. Tiplomecja's national animal is the dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tiplomecja is ranked 20,552^nd in the world and 1^st in Grazistan for Healthiest Citizens, with 9.3 Bananas Ingested Per Day.