The New Cruor Federation of TiPache is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Avakael with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, complete lack of prisons, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 29.243 billion TiPacheans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gardner. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.1%.

The powerhouse TiPachean economy, worth a remarkable 2,110 trillion Halicarnassuses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. Average income is 72,183 Halicarnassuses, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, and getting an autograph has become harder than ever. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. TiPache's national animal is the White Phoenix, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Cruor.

TiPache is ranked 83,479^th in the world and 502^nd in Ordo Imperialia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.03 law-abiding acts per hour.