The Executive Dictatorship of Tinusha is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ethan Nguyen with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate population of 1.507 billion Tinushans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Forret City. The average income tax rate is 23.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Tinushan economy, worth 86.5 trillion notes a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,417 notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day, male politicians lose their jobs for staring too long at their female counterparts, new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark, and modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tinusha's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tinusha is ranked 296,770^th in the world and 269^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Patriotic, with 0.88 flags saluted per person per day.