The Lost and Found General of Tinkburg is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 14.254 billion Tinkburgers enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tinkburg Headquarters. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Tinkburgian economy, worth a remarkable 1,239 trillion Fishlis a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 86,958 Fishlis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, stoned tourists don't tend to remember much about their holidays here, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, and legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tinkburg's national animal is the Maple Monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tinkburg is ranked 14,752^nd in the world and 5^th in Singapore for Highest Economic Output, with 1,239 trillion Standard Monetary Units.