Most Compassionate Citizens: 55th Most Beautiful Environments: 59th Longest Average Lifespans: 81st
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The Union of Tinis is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by First Speaker Waldo with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ban on automobiles, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 28.397 billion Tinisians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arx. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Tinisian economy, worth 412 trillion Gerbiles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 14,510 Gerbiles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government imposed restrictions, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, and popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tinis's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Glorvanism.

Tinis is ranked 157,643rd in the world and 16th in The Furry Federation for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 19.53 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 55thMost Beautiful Environments: 59thLongest Average Lifespans: 81stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 82ndMost Cultured: 94thNicest Citizens: 146thBest Weather: 169thHealthiest Citizens: 214thHighest Average Tax Rates: 239thMost Pacifist: 260thLeast Corrupt Governments: 285thSmartest Citizens: 337thLargest Governments: 352ndNudest: 413thMost Rebellious Youth: 482ndSafest: 627thLargest Populations: 760thMost Devout: 781stLowest Crime Rates: 1,284thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,760thMost Inclusive: 4,188thMost Influential: 4,304thMost Stationary: 6,074th
Smartest Citizens: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the region

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