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Largest Retail Industry: 4,710thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,153rdHighest Economic Output: 5,756th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Hafa adai
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Tinian

Population17.547 billion

CapitalSan Jose
LeaderSupreme Evil Overlord for Life

Currencydollar
Animalfruit bat

The Republic of Tinian is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Supreme Evil Overlord for Life with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 17.547 billion Tinianians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Jose. The average income tax rate is 28.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Tinianian economy, worth a remarkable 2,469 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 140,712 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children, the mentally ill are given high powered automatic weapons for "catharsis therapy", and tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tinian's national animal is the fruit bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tinian is ranked 32,945th in the world and 710th in The East Pacific for Nudest, with 202.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Largest Retail Industry: 4,710thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,153rdHighest Economic Output: 5,756thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,770thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,151stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,848thLargest Populations: 9,077thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,905thSmartest Citizens: 9,920thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,230thMost Developed: 10,537thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,772ndTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 11,300thMost Efficient Economies: 11,409thMost Secular: 11,450thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,648thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,818thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,852ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,418thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,782ndBest Weather: 15,556thHighest Average Incomes: 15,763rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,055thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,864th
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Largest Populations: 63rd in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 92nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 112th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 123rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 126th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 189th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 240th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 253rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 274th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 296th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 298th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 303rd in the regionMost Developed: 305th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 335th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 354th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 385th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 391st in the regionMost Secular: 409th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 420th in the regionRudest Citizens: 435th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 437th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 449th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 475th in the regionBest Weather: 507th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 553rd in the regionMost Cultured: 618th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 632nd in the regionNudest: 710th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 744th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 760th in the regionLargest Black Market: 778th in the regionLargest Governments: 784th in the regionMost Inclusive: 800th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 833rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 896th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tinian, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash.
  • : Following new legislation in Tinian, the mentally ill are given high powered automatic weapons for "catharsis therapy".
  • : Following new legislation in Tinian, it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children.
  • : Tinian was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Tinian, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Tinian, fruit bats are frequently shot for looking at people 'in a funny way'.
  • : Tinian was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in Tinian, Tinianian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect.
  • : Following new legislation in Tinian, sick days are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Tinian, in distant lands the nation is known as a lovely place that was even better in the good old days.

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