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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,118thSafest: 6,163rdMost Pacifist: 6,167th
The People's Republic of
Democratic Socialists
SDNIAEJ
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Tineman

Population386 million

CapitalEchia City

CurrencyRittaka
AnimalElephant

The People's Republic of Tineman is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 386 million Tinemanis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Echia City. The average income tax rate is 80.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Tinemani economy, worth 21.0 trillion Rittakas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 54,381 Rittakas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness', the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget', and flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tineman's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tineman is ranked 103,432nd in the world and 4,049th in the South Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 64.67 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Top
5%
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,118thSafest: 6,163rdMost Pacifist: 6,167thMost Income Equality: 6,656thMost Devout: 7,439thMost Influential: 9,138thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,862ndTop
10%
Lowest Crime Rates: 14,372ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,832ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,316thBest Weather: 15,574thNicest Citizens: 16,496thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,763rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,968thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,033rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,884thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,336thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,413thMost Inclusive: 22,800th
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5%
Safest: 209th in the regionMost Devout: 211th in the regionMost Income Equality: 213th in the regionMost Pacifist: 223rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 281st in the regionTop
10%
Lowest Crime Rates: 408th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 444th in the regionBest Weather: 503rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 555th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 560th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 588th in the regionNicest Citizens: 593rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 629th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 633rd in the regionMost Influential: 657th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 667th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 707th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 710th in the regionMost Inclusive: 796th in the regionLargest Governments: 801st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tineman was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Tineman, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists.
  • : Following new legislation in Tineman, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'.
  • : Following new legislation in Tineman, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'.
  • : Following new legislation in Tineman, Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion.
  • : Following new legislation in Tineman, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs.
  • : Following new legislation in Tineman, the native owl population is in permanent hibernation.
  • : Following new legislation in Tineman, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Tineman, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced.
  • : Tineman was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.

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