The Experimental State of Tindomelia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Minister of Dumbassery with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.681 billion Tindomelians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greycastle. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tindomelian economy, worth 173 trillion Tindelcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 103,086 Tindelcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, where your food came from is an unknowable mystery, and the Tindomelian delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...". Crime is totally unknown. Tindomelia's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Tindomelia is ranked 181,093^rd in the world and 1,242^nd in 10000 Islands for Most Authoritarian, with 319.75 milliStalins.