The Republic of Tindomelia is a tiny, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 16 million Tindomelians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 8.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Tindomelian economy, worth 888 billion Tindomels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 55,524 Tindomels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

People with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, and parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework. Crime is well under control. Tindomelia's national animal is the Dolphin.

Tindomelia is ranked 41,025^th in the world and 256^th in 10000 Islands for Most Armed, with 0.7 Weapons Per Person.