by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 304thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 393rdMost Influential: 1,707th
The Commonwealth of
Left-wing Utopia
Laborate pro sapientia et salute
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population414 million


AnimalBrown Owl

The Commonwealth of Timothea is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 414 million Timotheans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flaviora. The average income tax rate is 79.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Timothean economy, worth 33.2 trillion Timoes a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,280 Timoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down, Timothea's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, and politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Timothea's national animal is the Brown Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Timothea is ranked 192,968th in the world and 9,333rd in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -10.1 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 304thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 393rdMost Influential: 1,707thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 4,046thMost Pacifist: 5,599thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,551stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,845thSafest: 7,209thNicest Citizens: 9,121stMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,092ndTop
Most Inclusive: 10,905thHighest Drug Use: 11,525thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,744thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,607thBest Weather: 13,695thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,060thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,852ndLongest Average Lifespans: 16,669thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,274thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,723rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 17,732ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,009thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,251stHealthiest Citizens: 20,526th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 19th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 143rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 181st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 221st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 263rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 302nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 316th in the regionSafest: 379th in the regionNicest Citizens: 494th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 556th in the regionMost Inclusive: 608th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 612th in the regionNudest: 619th in the regionMost Influential: 650th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 693rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 693rd in the regionBest Weather: 699th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 744th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 820th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 831st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 872nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 879th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 899th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 908th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 975th in the regionLargest Governments: 980th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 999th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1,002nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Timothea, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • : Following new legislation in Timothea, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
  • : Following new legislation in Timothea, Timothea's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region.
  • : Timothea was endorsed by The Democratic States of Free Nation of Hong Kong.
  • : Following new legislation in Timothea, strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down.
  • : Following new legislation in Timothea, election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll.
  • : Following new legislation in Timothea, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders.
  • : Timothea was endorsed by The Empire of Etanur.
  • : Following new legislation in Timothea, right-wingers complain that too many people are suckling at the welfare teat.
  • : Timothea voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Blood Sports".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 344 » Shibutani, Territorio di Nessuno, PortvgaI, Corfad, Castle Federation, Noahs Second Country, Guer Aike, Pallaith, El Fiji Grande, Northern Strandona, Frances Francis the First of France, McMasterdonia, Dakota Territories, Siwale, Hopsin, New Lakemba, 1 very fast endotarter, Hamerica, Zzozona, Fauzjhia, Saperisole, Arimbia, Solcius, Seprogo, Wilkshire, Praeceps, Advancia-Sizzletown, Kargestan, Aurelia I, Dabarastan, Asoc lon, Freyford, Yokciq Empire, Eraver, Seenvorland, La Vitica, Greater Marysville, Prydania, The Endless Eventide, Fayyayid, South Ronistan, Warsaw-Halicz, Wadisa, Karlinagrad, Karvana, Pazair, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Navsland, Anungu, Marinxa, and 294 others.United Federation of Technocrats, Ihese, Notyoutopia, Ethnon, Fendlium, The Serdey Islands, Antworship, KhalChicken, Chukstik Illahi, Craams Mal, Vexilia, Capreadonia, Amblegreserland, Xatin, Xyrron, Dopeland420, Aeurithianar, European Nutella, SpiLial, A Ordem do Caos, The Kingdom and Realm of Anubis, Dreadton, Gilakistan, Harveney, Jellies Island, Avemterra, Sundred, Protonfield, Planes, Iceland People, The Discipled, Holy Oranz, Olofin, Jaemir, Paul Pasch, Solmetria, Staniel, Greater New America, Eschatosia, The Rhein States, The Greylands, Terban Kedah, Manticore utopia, Eywaan, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Yellops, Voskopolis, Walter Jackson, Saint Lucas And Lower Nielto, Daiz, Miragnac, Irishvan, Fascist Democracy, Batatoland Empire, Sunnaria, Aoncarpa, Smesh, Dar es Saalam, Grieslhiem, East Supple Lund, Iztocna Slavija, TJUN-ia, Koda-Land, The Jerichowan Country, Zaeli, Sebastiania, Newpromisedland, Cartero, The Windmilluminati, Azzarel, Gabeville, Lazadonil, Sikol, Interdimensional Zone, Xagill, Westinor, Great Bights Mum, The Most Freedom Ever, Texas States, Miamington, Empy, Xentherida, LostLegion, The Empire of the Clarence, VietAnhland, Omnistria, The Sinclarian Provinces, Zenaguria, Qetrela, Borsukia, Sattelbach, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Termathe, Plutayah, Malta Comino Gozo, Sunto, Drutopia Insomnia, The Turkish workers of Europe, Moose repupblic, Ivy Rekkia, Tribal state of Charelis, Singamadri, Yaorozu, PotatoFarmers, Yeochon, Sile Maungistan, Pleroma Sans Romans, Conservative State of Poland, Yalgora, Zecit, Fel Imass, German Spitsbergen, Nationeer, Trentish, Bushkrub, Artemis Selene, Ver Testua, Ivernary, U S Eh, The Pantheons, North Bratislava, Sil Dorsett, SORT, SherpDaWerp in TNP, Eastern Auroria, United States of Medford, Riversedge, The Calabash Protectorate, Palmasas, Eteles, Aetulia, Korovan Isles, Gautania, Illusia and Neverendia, Aleavia, Eurasian Foederatio, Zokk, Free Culture, Memenaide, Preble, Respublic of corusant, Luizicole, Altivia, Sea Ghost, Greater Chimeran Union, Yun Empire, Necromonia, Valentine Z, Aeolist, David Davidson, Banabistan, Hoglands, I Like Killing people, Thenationofthesun, The Iron Lions, Upper Britain, Arlens Apartment, Montinario, Greater Nattlecreniaxia, Esplandia, Disunited Earth, Wisconsota, Valhalla123, Godwanna, Trance Empire, Methor, Complex Reveal, VictorH, Frieszia, Vernest Quill, TyGerria, Cobleck Weleis, Frostcell, North Novkia, Immenium, Votak Matim, Aroa, Tazagiv, Veast, Integriata, Volstokn, The Bureaucratic Territories, The Aidar Islands, New Jamgra, Neo Colorado, Grue, Democratie, The New Communist Republic Of States, Quentiam Viventem, Sounkaopia, Reission, Varisland, The English Alliance, Vesuva, Bengal Empir, North Armatas, Panama Coalition, Rad Lads, New Avian, Itallitopia, The Tampa Bay Rays, Partax, Selfgradatude, Palgo, Kanlidia, Bojacks and Jills, Libertania Democratica, Australian Socialist Commonwealths, West Hamburg, United Island States of Southeast Asia, Fredericksborg, Matea, Central Ryal, Former English Colony, Novatros, Cors Evia, Terra Aquilon, Abonland, Valatic Ash, Phoronu, Carlinland, Fluffy Noodles, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Guepo, Kranostav, Kocherian, Unshleepd, El Emayo, Kulgatha, Vagaborn, Wineclaw, Simone Republic, Clan Spaniel, Zumlandia, Mimia, Ihsan, Sevinland, Innocentic, Seanat, Fizban, Lucedeia, Brucklania, Plangainer, Arichia, Schnuftelland, Arbor Marshes, Joodey, Abject Ludicrosity, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Serendipita Martia, Caselpania, Lesser Illiricum, Florida Palms, Colonies of Free Temeria, The Tri-City, Edson, Estandarte, Western Kellaveesione, Zimmerdachen, Minuda, Keling Serikat, Lemonbiscuits, Solskjar, Palisede, Zeternia, Highton Islands, Damsmel, Nouvelle-Floride, Unimaginable Doom, Shadowrik, The New Cordian Empire, Lionia, Tikariot, Nistriabar, Madjack, Energi Empire, Ravendi, Principia Mathematica, Xipher, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Kragsgale, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, United Kahndaq, Andexia, Maclare, Ultra777, Wit Noreis, Buckhem, Moubarakistan, Napnomadia, Eastern Cous Empria, Etanur, and Free Nation of Hong Kong.

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