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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 492ndMost Influential: 806thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,217th
The Commonwealth of
Left-wing Utopia
Laborate pro sapientia et salute
Timon de Flavius
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Population2.503 billion

LeaderTimon de Flavius

AnimalBrown Owl

The Commonwealth of Timothea is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Timon de Flavius with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.503 billion Timotheans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flaviora. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Timothean economy, worth 268 trillion Timoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 107,422 Timoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, and the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Timothea's national animal is the Brown Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Timism.

Timothea is ranked 217,655th in the world and 8,160th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -321.07 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 492ndMost Influential: 806thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,217thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,023rdMost Pacifist: 3,661stMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,764thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,118thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,276thNicest Citizens: 4,698thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,987thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,078thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,556thBest Weather: 5,697thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,816thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,956thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,096thSafest: 6,121stMost Inclusive: 6,207thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,483rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,560thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,818thMost Developed: 8,963rdHighest Food Quality: 9,174thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,755thLargest Governments: 10,759thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,066thTop
Smartest Citizens: 12,556thMost Secular: 12,845thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,070thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,093rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,089thHealthiest Citizens: 16,543rdMost Cultured: 17,403rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,451stLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,545thLowest Crime Rates: 18,579thMost Efficient Economies: 19,918thHighest Drug Use: 21,641stMost Income Equality: 22,283rdMost Politically Free: 22,370th
Largest Welfare Programs: 114th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 138th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 194th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 227th in the regionMost Pacifist: 229th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 236th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 249th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 257th in the regionNicest Citizens: 279th in the regionMost Influential: 291st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 305th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 312th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 328th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 328th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 340th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 344th in the regionSafest: 351st in the regionBest Weather: 356th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 365th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 385th in the regionMost Inclusive: 397th in the regionMost Politically Free: 415th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 466th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 483rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 526th in the regionMost Developed: 548th in the regionLargest Governments: 555th in the regionNudest: 568th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 597th in the regionMost Secular: 650th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 664th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 693rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 790th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 793rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 826th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 837th in the region

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