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Most Valuable International Artwork: 767thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,027thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,030th
The Hexarchy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Hexagons are the bestagons.
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Timorem

Population4.257 billion

CapitalTimorem City
LeaderPrinceps Juvos
FaithHexagonianism

Currencyhexagon
Animalcow

The Hexarchy of Timorem is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Princeps Juvos with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, otherworldly petting zoo, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 4.257 billion Timorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Timorem City. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Timoremian economy, worth a remarkable 1,349 trillion hexagons a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 316,964 hexagons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

History textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls, and clumsy self-injury is a viable claim in modern compensation culture. Crime is totally unknown. Timorem's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hexagonianism.

Timorem is ranked 89,989th in the world and 120th in The Black Hawks for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,156.59 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 767thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,027thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,030thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,169thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,591stHighest Average Incomes: 1,941stMost Efficient Economies: 2,029thRudest Citizens: 2,045thLargest Governments: 2,535thMost Developed: 2,601stTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,904thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,922ndSmartest Citizens: 3,049thMost Inclusive: 3,473rdMost Secular: 3,495thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,127thLargest Retail Industry: 4,246thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,516thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,600thLowest Crime Rates: 4,610thLargest Black Market: 4,728thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,021stLongest Average Lifespans: 5,397thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,371stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,778thHighest Food Quality: 7,117thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,487thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,663rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,796thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,304thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,364thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,726thLargest Mining Sector: 11,945thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,039thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,051stHealthiest Citizens: 12,079thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,332ndHighest Economic Output: 15,644thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,414thMost Patriotic: 17,745thMost Beautiful Environments: 21,006thMost Influential: 24,734thLargest Publishing Industry: 28,117th
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionMost Secular: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 10th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 17th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 20th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 21st in the regionMost Average: 25th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 27th in the regionLargest Black Market: 28th in the regionMost Influential: 30th in the regionNudest: 32nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 34th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 35th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 37th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 38th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 39th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Timorem, clumsy self-injury is a viable claim in modern compensation culture.
  • : Following new legislation in Timorem, photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls.
  • : Following new legislation in Timorem, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
  • : Following new legislation in Timorem, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students.
  • : Following new legislation in Timorem, people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns.
  • : Following new legislation in Timorem, corporate executives continue to enjoy generous tax benefits while the public is taxed to the hilt.
  • : Following new legislation in Timorem, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Timorem, the nation is noticeably more cheerful on Tuesdays.
  • : Following new legislation in Timorem, cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers.
  • : Timorem was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.

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