The Socialist Kingdom of Timlandian Federation is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Timothy the 5th with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.111 billion Timlandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dublin. The average income tax rate is 81.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Timlandian economy, worth 209 trillion Timlandian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 99,079 Timlandian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, King Timothy the 5th's Twitcher account is once again only used for bragging about the government's accomplishments, the dead fish in the national rivers aren't decomposing because even bacteria can't survive the levels of toxicity, and pranking is an art form. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Timlandian Federation's national animal is the Corgi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Timlandian Federation is ranked 73,465^th in the world and 2^nd in The TFverse for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 4,642.56 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.