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Most Rebellious Youth: 16,172ndMost Devout: 18,832ndLargest Publishing Industry: 20,413th
The Commonwealth of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
FOR GOD
Influence
Truckler
Minister of Defense
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Timjoa

Population2.945 billion

CapitalTimjoa City
LeaderTJ Sunghrun
FaithChristian

Currencydollar
AnimalSHARK

The Commonwealth of Timjoa is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by TJ Sunghrun with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 2.945 billion Timjoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Timjoa City. The average income tax rate is 46.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Timjoan economy, worth 192 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,422 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese, roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse, and terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Timjoa's national animal is the SHARK, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christian.

Timjoa is ranked 116,603rd in the world and 74th in The Democratic Republic for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.98 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 16,172ndMost Devout: 18,832ndLargest Publishing Industry: 20,413thMost Cheerful Citizens: 20,673rd
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Most Stationary: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionMost Devout: 11th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The United States of Capital AL appointed Timjoa as Minister of Defense with authority over Appearance, Border Control, and Communications in The Democratic Republic.
  • : The United States of Capital AL dismissed Timjoa as Minister of Interior of The Democratic Republic.
  • : Following new legislation in Timjoa, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors.
  • : The United States of Capital AL appointed Timjoa as Minister of Interior with authority over Appearance, Communications, and Polls in The Democratic Republic.
  • : Following new legislation in Timjoa, roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse.
  • : Following new legislation in Timjoa, the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese.
  • : Following new legislation in Timjoa, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee.
  • : Following new legislation in Timjoa, uploading purple prose to social media earns a place on a government watchlist.
  • : Following new legislation in Timjoa, parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework.
  • : Timjoa's influence in The Democratic Republic rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".

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