The MoFA Candidate of Timiskrane is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Glen Mairs with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 909 million Timiskraneans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sudbury. The average income tax rate is 63.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Timiskranean economy, worth 93.6 trillion pendas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 103,007 pendas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, the standard police uniform now comes with several colours of belt, they say the best compromise leaves everyone feeling a little unarmed, and the nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Timiskrane's national animal is the Polar Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Timiskrane is ranked 49,962^nd in the world and 91^st in Conch Kingdom for Highest Drug Use, scoring 95.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.