The Free Socialist Federation of Timiskrane is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Glen Mairs with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.206 billion Timiskraneans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sudbury. The average income tax rate is 79.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Timiskranean economy, worth 770 trillion Luminas a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,137 Luminas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees his shadow, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, sushi is sold on the black market, and the rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Timiskrane's national animal is the Polar Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Timiskrane is ranked 3,727^th in the world and 19^th in Conch Kingdom for Most Secular, with 98.77 Atheism Rate.