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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,007thMost Influential: 3,706thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,164th
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Population909 million

LeaderGlen Mairs

AnimalPolar Bear

The MoFA Candidate of Timiskrane is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Glen Mairs with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 909 million Timiskraneans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sudbury. The average income tax rate is 63.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Timiskranean economy, worth 93.6 trillion pendas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 103,007 pendas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, the standard police uniform now comes with several colours of belt, they say the best compromise leaves everyone feeling a little unarmed, and the nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Timiskrane's national animal is the Polar Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Timiskrane is ranked 49,962nd in the world and 91st in Conch Kingdom for Highest Drug Use, scoring 95.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,007thTop
Most Influential: 3,706thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,164thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,342ndMost Inclusive: 12,401stTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 13,824thBest Weather: 14,327thNicest Citizens: 14,580thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,878thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,959thHighest Food Quality: 15,242ndLongest Average Lifespans: 16,919thHealthiest Citizens: 16,965thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,131stMost Beautiful Environments: 18,669thMost Cheerful Citizens: 19,229thMost Secular: 19,544thSmartest Citizens: 20,018thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,406thLargest Publishing Industry: 22,436thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,807thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 24,327thMost Advanced Public Education: 25,673rd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 30th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 40th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 43rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 45th in the regionMost Inclusive: 58th in the regionBest Weather: 58th in the region

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