Population | 6.055 billion |
Capital | Sudbury |
Leader | Glen Mairs |
Currency | Lumina |
Animal | Polar Bear |
The Free Socialist Federation of Timiskrane is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Glen Mairs with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.055 billion Timiskraneans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sudbury. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Timiskranean economy, worth 764 trillion Luminas a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,298 Luminas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Every workday begins with group therapy, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Timiskrane, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, and deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Timiskrane's national animal is the Polar Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Timiskrane is ranked 76,074th in the world and 96th in Conch Kingdom for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 70.06 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Timiskrane applied to join the World Assembly.
- : Timiskrane was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Timiskrane, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent.
- : Following new legislation in Timiskrane, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
- : Following new legislation in Timiskrane, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Timiskrane.
- : Timiskrane was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in Timiskrane, every workday begins with group therapy.
- : Following new legislation in Timiskrane, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters.
- : Following new legislation in Timiskrane, police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane.
- : Following new legislation in Timiskrane, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.