by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,063rd Most Influential: 1,380th Largest Retail Industry: 1,803rd
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Timglish Congressional Republic

Population1.718 billion

LeaderChief CEO Tim

CurrencyMonopoly Money
AnimalFlaming T-Rex

The Republic of Timglish Congressional Republic is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Chief CEO Tim with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.718 billion Timglish Congressional Republicians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Timglish Congressional Republician economy, worth 287 trillion Monopoly Monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 167,374 Monopoly Monies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 827,392 per year while the poor average 19,244, a ratio of 43.0 to 1.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, and trespassers entering Chief CEO Tim's office are immediately vaporized. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Timglish Congressional Republic's national animal is the Flaming T-Rex, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Timglish Congressional Republic is ranked 16,687th in the world and 961st in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 4,704.33 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,063rdMost Influential: 1,380thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 1,803rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,018thRudest Citizens: 2,378thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,033rdMost Avoided: 3,276thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,735thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,766thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,020thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,481stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,843rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,929thFattest Citizens: 8,124thTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,678thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,119thLargest Mining Sector: 9,388thHighest Average Incomes: 9,630thMost Secular: 9,974thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,176thMost Efficient Economies: 10,948thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,996thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,118thSmartest Citizens: 12,817thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,488thMost Armed: 14,510thMost Pro-Market: 16,083rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16,211thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16,687th
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 63rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 91st in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 105th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 108th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 115th in the regionRudest Citizens: 135th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 148th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 166th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 180th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 254th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 297th in the regionFattest Citizens: 301st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 319th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 373rd in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 468th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 498th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 519th in the regionMost Secular: 522nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 540th in the regionMost Armed: 545th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 559th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 562nd in the regionMost Influential: 583rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 699th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 715th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 761st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 795th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 799th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 838th in the region

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